Mike “The Situation” & Cristiano Ronaldo are one in the same

King Ing July 9, 2010 7


I knew I was onto something when I first posted about Cristiano Ronaldo doing the Mike “The Situation” workout. And now people are starting to catch on. According to Page Six:

“Gelled hair? Check. Dark tan? Check. Abs of steel? Check. Easy to see how patrons at Kenmare mistook Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo for a “Jersey Shore” castmate. As he walked into the dining room Wednesday, decked in a snug black shirt and pale slacks, one diner exclaimed, “Oh, my God, it’s The Situation!” — referring to Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, the beefy reality star known for his toned midsection and aggressive pursuit of women.”

I understand they both have great abs, but can you really not tell the difference. Cristiano has the face of a God, while “The Situation” has the face only a mother can love.


  1. jacquieec July 10, 2010 at 11:29 am -

    How much was the patron drinking who mistook Ronaldo for “the Situation.” Must have been plastered, how in the world could anyone mistake that gorgeous Ronaldo for ugly Mike? You could not have said it better, Ronaldo has the face of a God, while Mike has a face only a mother could love. Too bad this patron’s error will only add to “the Situation’s” already over inflated ego. I wonder what the patron thought when they sombered up?

  2. charles July 10, 2010 at 12:09 pm -

    Very true but someone said that the Situation has the face of a baseball glove. They are crazy if they think they look the same.

  3. john July 11, 2010 at 4:14 am -

    cristiano is gay literally gay….and he’s very cocky …….he has no skills besides being gay.

  4. ahmad July 11, 2010 at 4:18 am -

    i like cristiano ronaldo

  5. greenhorn July 11, 2010 at 10:57 am -

    comparing ronaldo to some stupid wop is insulting to Portugal as a country and to the Portuguese people

  6. w00t July 13, 2010 at 5:03 am -

    and yet he’s a multimillionaire and a footballing icon just for being cocky and gay while u post on the internet

  7. Josh April 11, 2011 at 2:00 pm -

    He has no skills? That’s why he’s won the FIFA WORLD Player of the Year Award and been runner up numerous times, been in the FIFA World XI year after year, and won countless other awards, all while currently being the top goalscorer (or tied) in Europe this season.

    You might think he’s gay (although that sounds just like jealousy to me), but he gets more women that you could ever dream of, and only a fool would deny his talent.

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