Hi. How’s everything? Glad to hear it.

Let me get right down to brass tacks. Sports Illustrated put out their annual summer double issue this week. As a result, it’s going to take me a bit longer to get through the whole thing. That means the review will come some time next.

In the meantime, please enjoy this video of a weatherman getting diarrhea live on the air

Did any of you happen to catch Jeopardy last night? If so you saw some riveting television. Especially when it came to the final question. “As of 2010 it’s the only current NFC team that has never played in the Super Bowl?”

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I allowed myself to get a little excited about the Roy Oswalt trade since it impacts my substantial wager on the Phillies Over 93 win bet I placed before the season. Is it possible they can finish the remainder of the season with a 38-22 record. Unlikely, but with the addition of Oswalt I like the improved chances. (Chase Utley hurry back)

Plus the trade gives me ample reason to post this great video. The slideshow is alright, but what turns this into a winner is the use of the Spice Girls rendition of “2 Become 1.” Enjoy!

I guess this is what it would have looked like if Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, and Larry Bird pulled the scumbag move and all went to the Miami Heat. This team would have easily been favorite by 15+ points every game out.

-H/T Tremendous Upside Potential

DJ Steve Porter is back with a sequel to “Press Hop.” I can’t decide if this version is better than the original. What do you think?

No wonder he wanted  to come to New York. Turns out, Amare Stoudemire is JEWISH!!!

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Last week Dwyane Wade was on the Jay Leno show telling a story about his childhood dream to be a rapper. So naturally the talk show host asked D to spit a few bars for everyone. Lucky for him the basketball thing worked out.

I guess some people actually enjoyed it. As a remix for “B-Ball Express” has already been made.

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Do we have any readers in Rhode Island? It’s the Ocean State!

Former Senator Lincoln Chafee is running for Governor as an Independent. If you are a resident of Naragansett or Portsmouth or Providence or Woonsocket, please vote for him.

Lincoln Chafee, you see,  is facing off against the biggest threat to America in a generation.

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Is to beat Madden 11. Way to ruin the ending for me.

And seriously, the New Orleans Saints v the Jacksonville Jaguars in the Super Bowl?

-H/T SB Nation

What is going on? Are Shaq and JB best buddies now? Since he hasn’t signed on with a new team yet, I am only guessing O’Neal is seeking to revive his musical career with the help of Justin Bieber. Forget the Fu-Schnickens, if you get the Biebs you are guaranteed to go platinum plus.

But you probably need a ghost writer as this song is atrocious.

-H/T You Been Blinded