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Juuust a Bit Outside

Justin May 11, 2010 2

Bob Uecker just had heart surgery, but his signature call from Major League seems fitting here.  Liz Claman from Fox Business threw out the first pitch at last night’s Angels game. By the way,

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Famous NYC Landmark Wants LeBron

Justin May 11, 2010 0

No, not the Garden. At least not openly yet. According to TMZ, LeBron’s getting an offer he may not be able to refuse from the good folks over at Scores

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Zlatan Ibrahimovic will show you he is not gay

King Ing May 11, 2010 1

  Last week Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Gerard Pique were photographed in this close embrace that set the European tabloid world on fire about the possibility of the two being more than friends. So one

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Will someone show Brian Scalabrine some love?

King Ing May 10, 2010 0

The best butt slapper in the NBA Brian Scalabrine was trying to do what he does best at halftime of Boston’s scintillating win over the Cleveland Cavaliers yesterday. And just look at the reaction

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The Good, The Bad and The ‘Burgh

Justin May 7, 2010 0

It’s been a strange week here at SCP Central. On Tuesday evening, I saw Mike Tyson on a New York City street corner. At one point, I was about 6 inches from him. Silly

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Will Ferrell as Billy Ray “Rojo” Johnson

King Ing May 7, 2010 1

Here is video of Will Ferrell as Rojo Johnson and pitching for the Round Rock Express last night. Needless to say his outing didn’t last very long as he was one pitch and done.

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NFL says sayonara to Coors Light, hello to Bud Light

King Ing May 6, 2010 1

The NFL does not mess around as they say see you later to Coors Light for a better deal with Bud Light. “In one of the largest-ever league sponsorship deals, the U.S. division of

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An Open Letter To Famous Hollywood Celebrity John Cusack

Justin May 5, 2010 42

Dear Famous Hollywood Celebrity John Cusack, Happy Cinquo de Mayo. I hope you are well. I am a big fan of your work. In fact, High Fidelity is, hands down, my favorite movie of

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Justin Bieber Doesn’t Know What “German” Means

Justin May 4, 2010 3

Maybe instead of touring the globe and causing mall riots, this kid should GO TO

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There’s Something About Arod

Justin May 4, 2010 0

Did you ever see “Lost in Translation?” Terrible fucking movie. I hated it. Also, that Tokyo just looks like a miserable place. Why are the lights always on and why are they so flashy.

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