Here is an example of a person with too much time on his handsÂ and how that excess time makes all of us happier as people.
Someone sat down and transcribed every single thing Tracy Jordan said on this entire season of 30 Rock. He posted it here.
Some of my personal favorites, after the jump
-Orange and black decorations. Is this Halloween or Princeton Parentâ€™s Weekend? I donâ€™t know whether to be scared or proud of my cousin.
-You look regular, could I get your name? Is it Pedro? Is it Creckford? Is it Swimming?
-Because after all, whatâ€™s a problem but an opportunity disguised as a stripper having a seizure on your boat?
-Frank, Iâ€™m gonna have a daughter, and I would never tell that story. Itâ€™s demeaning to women. Especially if theyâ€™ve had their boobies sneezed on by a tiger.
-Thatâ€™s what religion is, KFed. Just a bunch of made up rules to manipulate people. Why donâ€™t Catholics eat meat on Fridays? I tell you why. Because the Pope owns Long John Silverâ€™s.
-And you know what? One day you will have what I have because youâ€™re an amazing, strong, and talented woman, like Hilary. From Fresh Prince of Belair.