It’s simple geometry. The quickest route between two points is a straight line. Even hobos know that! So what if that straight line is intersected by a minor league baseball field?
A homeless man who was drunk, according to police, claimed he was looking for the fastest way to the concession stand at Blair County Ballpark, so he jumped over the center field fence and walked slowly across the outfield during Tuesday night’s Altoona Curve game.
Considering this happened in Pennsylvania, this guy is lucky he wasn’t tazed to death.