We are not a creative bunch. This absolutely great article from the Wall Street Journal proves it.
The writer went through 100,000 fantasy baseball teams to figure out what sorts of names we’re picking. He broke it down into categories.Â Turns out we’re a vile bunch of Yankee haters suffering from a bad case of arrested development.
The most popular categories are
2. 80’s movies(like Cobra Kai or Jobu)
3. Yankees based names (like Evil Empire)
Because I am obviously an amateur scientist, I took this data and went into the lab to do some experimenting and come up with the ultimate fantasy baseball team name. I think the answer will please you. It’s after the jump
Weekend at Bernie Williams’ Cunt
You’re welcome, America.