Forget the Jersey Shore crew, I want to party with these New Orleans Saints fans. The same ones that shot up the TV are back. And this time we get to see how they celebrate a Super Bowl victory.
Shoot more televisions you say? Run over them with a monster truck? Drop them out of planes?!?! I don’t want to pay 10k to have Mike “The Situation” at my party when I would rather have the guy who did a rendition of “Pants on the Ground.” Someone get Larry Rudolph on the phone right away.
I am not an expert in magazine layout, but maybe the person responsible for this should have moved Derrek Lee’s head a couple of inches one way or the other.
It seems like New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez had his eyes set on a MTV reality star. And no it wasn’t Snooki. Gatecrasher tells us:
“Our snowbird spy says the quarterback had lots of ladies fawning over him at a Maxim bash at the Raleigh Hotel on Saturday, but Sanchez had eyes for only one gal: “The Hills” star Kristin Cavallari.
“He was definitely all about Kristin,” the source dishes. “They even left together at the end of the night.”
I guess Justin Bobby is out and Mark Sanchez is in. How come no one ever chases after Holly Montag?
“Which young star embarrassed themselves at a Superbowl party yesterday? Not only did they have way too much to drink, they were also very loudly critical of both musical guests that performed. During Carrie Underwood’s singing of The National Anthem, they started to howl and clutched their ears as if in pain. During The Who’s halftime performance, they talked loudly about how stupid it was to have some “Grandpa Band†that nobody ever heard of playing. When someone at the party asked them to pipe down because they actually did want to hear the music, the young star responded by saying that it was a waste of time to listen to music that sounded like crap they had heard a million times before. It will be interesting to see how much our star enjoys people critiquing their singing in a an upcoming film.”
