Someone Pooped in K-Rod’s Eyes

Justin February 26, 2010 0

Man, the Mets can’t catch a break.

Now, it’s their All Star closer who’s dealing with a medical condition.  And, as I’ve learned from Dr. Apatow, it’s an ailment you can only get from having someone fart, bare-assed, on your pillow

Closer Francisco Rodriguez was told to stay home because he has a contagious form of pink eye and the Mets didn’t want it to spread around the clubhouse. K-Rod’s eyes have been noticeably red all week. There was no word on when he will return to Tradition Field.

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