The Greatest Idea of ALL TIME

February 4, 2010 – 4:41 pm by Justin

Do you like eating meals of food?  I do.  I also enjoy adding condiments to said meals, in order to enhance their taste. It is a common practice among those who eat meals of food.

Though the statistical evidence may point to salsa (for MEXICANS!) as the most popular condiment, I would argue that ketchup (FROM AMERICA!) is still the number one choice.

But it’s not all a walk in the park for those of us who enjoy garnishing our meat and potatoes with delicious ketchupy goodness. For generations, eaters on the go have struggled to get enough ketchup to provide full meal coverage. The Packets are simply too small. It takes a minimum of 3 and  sometimes upwards of five to flavor a burger and fries to taste.

At least, until now.  The heroes at the Heinz pickle company have come out with what is undoubtedly the greatest innovation in food eating history

Not only is it larger than the current ketchup packets, but it gives the user choices. you can squeeze the ketchup out, like a traditional packet. OR you can peal the top and dip, as if you were eating exotic barbecue or sweet and sour sauce.

And that makes all of us feel like champions!

BallHype: hype it up!
  1. 7 Responses to “The Greatest Idea of ALL TIME”

  2. Dip-able ketchup packets! Holy shit man where have you been all my life.

    By Florida Gators Football on Feb 4, 2010




  3. This may be the greatest day in human history

    By King Ing on Feb 4, 2010

  4. Im erect

    By stomach rumbles on Feb 5, 2010

  5. Its about time! Whataburger has had dip-able ketchup for years…

    By J.J. on Feb 5, 2010

  6. Oh heavenly nirvana! Now, I can finally have a bit of food with my ketchup! What a glorious day

    By Ketchup is a food group! on Feb 5, 2010

  7. How will I be able to turn this into a cake?!

    By Cake Boss on Feb 5, 2010

  8. “peel” you dipshit.

    By Jimmy on Feb 6, 2010

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