The Greatest Idea of ALL TIME
February 4, 2010 – 4:41 pm by JustinDo you like eating meals of food? I do. I also enjoy adding condiments to said meals, in order to enhance their taste. It is a common practice among those who eat meals of food.
Though the statistical evidence may point to salsa (for MEXICANS!) as the most popular condiment, I would argue that ketchup (FROM AMERICA!) is still the number one choice.
But it’s not all a walk in the park for those of us who enjoy garnishing our meat and potatoes with delicious ketchupy goodness. For generations, eaters on the go have struggled to get enough ketchup to provide full meal coverage. The Packets are simply too small. It takes a minimum of 3 and sometimes upwards of five to flavor a burger and fries to taste.
At least, until now. The heroes at the Heinz pickle company have come out with what is undoubtedly the greatest innovation in food eating history
Not only is it larger than the current ketchup packets, but it gives the user choices. you can squeeze the ketchup out, like a traditional packet. OR you can peal the top and dip, as if you were eating exotic barbecue or sweet and sour sauce.
And that makes all of us feel like champions!






7 Responses to “The Greatest Idea of ALL TIME”
Dip-able ketchup packets! Holy shit man where have you been all my life.
By Florida Gators Football on Feb 4, 2010
This may be the greatest day in human history
By King Ing on Feb 4, 2010
Im erect
By stomach rumbles on Feb 5, 2010
Its about time! Whataburger has had dip-able ketchup for years…
By J.J. on Feb 5, 2010
Oh heavenly nirvana! Now, I can finally have a bit of food with my ketchup! What a glorious day
By Ketchup is a food group! on Feb 5, 2010
How will I be able to turn this into a cake?!
By Cake Boss on Feb 5, 2010
“peel” you dipshit.
By Jimmy on Feb 6, 2010