The Greatest Idea of ALL TIME

Justin February 4, 2010 7

Do you like eating meals of food?  I do.  I also enjoy adding condiments to said meals, in order to enhance their taste. It is a common practice among those who eat meals of food.

Though the statistical evidence may point to salsa (for MEXICANS!) as the most popular condiment, I would argue that ketchup (FROM AMERICA!) is still the number one choice.

But it’s not all a walk in the park for those of us who enjoy garnishing our meat and potatoes with delicious ketchupy goodness. For generations, eaters on the go have struggled to get enough ketchup to provide full meal coverage. The Packets are simply too small. It takes a minimum of 3 and  sometimes upwards of five to flavor a burger and fries to taste.

At least, until now.  The heroes at the Heinz pickle company have come out with what is undoubtedly the greatest innovation in food eating history

Not only is it larger than the current ketchup packets, but it gives the user choices. you can squeeze the ketchup out, like a traditional packet. OR you can peal the top and dip, as if you were eating exotic barbecue or sweet and sour sauce.

And that makes all of us feel like champions!


  1. Florida Gators Football February 4, 2010 at 4:51 pm -

    Dip-able ketchup packets! Holy shit man where have you been all my life.

  2. King Ing February 4, 2010 at 5:11 pm -

    This may be the greatest day in human history

  3. stomach rumbles February 5, 2010 at 8:25 am -

    Im erect

  4. J.J. February 5, 2010 at 11:58 am -

    Its about time! Whataburger has had dip-able ketchup for years…

  5. Ketchup is a food group! February 5, 2010 at 12:03 pm -

    Oh heavenly nirvana! Now, I can finally have a bit of food with my ketchup! What a glorious day

  6. Cake Boss February 5, 2010 at 12:40 pm -

    How will I be able to turn this into a cake?!

  7. Jimmy February 6, 2010 at 12:20 am -

    “peel” you dipshit.

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