Canadian Healthcare Nearly Kills Brock Lesnar

tommy neumann January 21, 2010 0


UFC Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar is using the illness that nearly killed him to attack President Obama’s attempt at health care reform.

At a press conference announcing his return from diverticulitis Wednesday, the 6-3 285 pound meathead said years of passing on salads and an all-protein diet caused his intenstine to perforate. Despite slowly poisoning himself, the former WWE superstar decided to blame his condition on the inadequancy of the canadian health care system. Apparently, Lesnar had to drive to America from a hunting lodge deep in the Canadian woods to find out what was wrong with him.

The neanderthal, who calls himself a “conservative republican”, is using his near- death experience to slam Obama. “The only reason I’m mentioning this to the United States of America is because President Obama is looking for health care reform and I don’t want it. I’m speaking on behalf of our doctors in the United States that don’t want this to happen, and neither do I.”

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