Minka Kelly: The No Whip Pussy Whip

Justin December 5, 2009 1

All this Tiger Woods news has reinforced one thing for me. Derek Jeter has done a remarkable job staying above the fray. Dude never slips up. He is the perfect public figure.

His girlfriend, though, may be another story.  At least according to a Gawker reader who works at a Tampa area Starbucks:

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The last time he came in wasn’t alone. He walked in the door, plopped down at the first open table and started texting like a madman on his phone.

Minka came up to order.She looks harmless enough but when she opens her mouth? Yeah, not so much. She’s rude, demanding, and has one of the most annoying voices I’ve ever heard.

The guy in front of her orders a pumpkin spice latte. He had asked for whip. She orders one too but without. I make his. I’m putting the lid on the cup that says PSL and she yells out: “Oh my God. I said NO WHIP! Do you listen?!”

So with a sickeningly sweet smile on my face I pointed to the space above where PSL was written and said, “Is your name Frank?” She stares at me with this stupid look on her face before mumbling something unintelligible. At that point her face is all red and I can tell she’s both embarrassed and pissed. Derek hasn’t looked up from his phone.

When her [order] was done (no whip, people) she yanked it out of my hand and stomped to where Derek was sitting. She just stood there tapping her foot. She had one hand on a hip and was wearing some ugly, ugly boots. He got up without looking at her and walked out without holding the door for her.

Is it bad for me to admit that when the door nearly slammed her drink into her and she almost tripped – that I laughed a little?

One Comment »

  1. jim December 9, 2009 at 8:20 pm -

    who is minka kelly?

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