So many bad thoughts come to mind when I think about the New York Yankees winning another World Series. We will just leave it at that.

Maybe Justin or California will supply you with a better post. But for now just deal with this video and a couple pictures from the celebration

Theo Epstein you better step it up.

A couple pictures after the jump…I bet you can’t guess which one is my favorite.

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Why was there a Mark Sanchez Jets jersey hanging on the wall behind Charlie Manuel during his postgame interview?

Was it there the whole time? That might have had more to do with why the Phillies lost than anything Matsui did or Pedro didn’t.

Good eye, Alex.

Move over Derek Jeter. There is a new heartthrob on the team and he roams the Yankee outfield. Gatecrasher reports:

“A spy at Yankee hot spot Southern Hospitality tells us right fielder Nick Swisher has been getting the most love from female fans of late.”

“When the guys come in, they always go to the private back room — but not Swisher,” the regular dishes. “He’s always hanging out up front — and he definitely doesn’t mind mingling with the ladies.”

So it looks like David Anderson of the Houston Texans does a Ron Jaworski impersonation. And it is pretty damn good. I just never realized “Jaws” talked in 3 word sentences.

-H/T Hot Clicks

Today’s item comes from Blind Gossip. It asks:

“This movie actress has been very vocal to inner circle about her clock ticking. She wants to be a bride and have a baby with her current famous beau, ASAP – not necessarily in that order. One warning to the guy: Don’t be a fool. She doesn’t really love you. This is all a game to her. She is actually telling friends and family that she thinks you’re an idiot – but a moldable, rich, famous, good-looking idiot who brings her more attention than she can get as a solo act. She will date you at the peak of your fame, and will lose you as soon as your star fades. Then again, we don’t know why we are warning him about her, when he is almost as bad as her.”

There are plenty of possible answers to this, but I am going with No. 13 of the New York Yankees. Although I would have guessed Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush, but we all know Kim is no movie actress.

Pedro Martinez looks to finally exercise those Yankee demons tonight in the Bronx. Unfortunately for him, the New York newspapers are quick to remind him of days past.

After being touted as the next great Yankee hurler, a lot of people have been wondering what happened to Joba Chamberlain. His pitching has been erratic and he is not the dominant pitcher he was as a rookie. Everyone is looking for answers as to why he has been so inconsistent as a starter and out of the bullpen, but i think I have found the problem. His mother, Jackie Standley.

On Monday, just hours before the Yankees played the Phillies in Game 5 of the World Series, his mom pleaded no contest in Nebraska to a felony that could land her behind bars for 20 years. After being arrested early in the year for selling methamphetamine, she was busted again in July for threatening a former friends life. How well would you pitch if you knew your mother was a junkie, who was a danger to herself and everyone around her?

If Jackie was in my family, I never would have made it to the big leagues. I would be in a trailer with her, somewhere in redneck country, getting high. Its quite possible that everytime he takes the hill, Chamberlain is thinking about his Mom somewhere in a crack house, doing god knows what. Now that she is going to be sentenced and will no longer be a menace to society, Joba wont have to worry as much.

Cole Hamels is not having a good time this World Series. His recent comments that he can’t wait until the season is over have rankled a number of teammates and fans. They say he’s acting like a punk, or worse yet, like a girl.

Well, there’s only one person in the Phillies clubhouse who knows how to deal with a whiny girl.

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Friends of the Program had themselves one hell of a weekend. Anytime one goes to an Ole Miss/Auburn game and follows it up with a day at Talladega you can pretty much call it epic. And when you chronicle it in picture form it makes it even that much better. [FOTP]

Ted Ginn Jr just abused the Jets special teams yesterday. No one could tackle the guy. Maybe someone should make them watch this video of Zack Follet laying out Danny Amendola.