in 2008, voters in New Jersey’s 3rd Congressional district elected a Democrat. Apparently, many of them are now having second thoughts about that decision, because experts say Representative Jon Adler is in some trouble come next year.  Unfortunately, the Republican party seems to have a lack of ready made contenders.

And so, into the void steps these guys:

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Cincinnati appears headed to its first playoff appearance in years. Apparently, the locals don’t know how to react.

A young Cincinnati Bengals fan has been penalized for clipping.

Dustin Reader got the NFL team’s stripes and “B” insignia cut into his hair as a tribute to the team’s good season.

When he showed up to school in the southwest Ohio city of Hamilton on Monday, officials put the eighth-grader into in-school suspension. The school says its code of conduct prohibits extreme and distracting hairstyles.

See, they’re completely flummoxed by success. Local Youth are doing idiotic things to their heads. Meanwhile, school officials are completely overreacting to those idiotic decisions.

Once Tila Tequila starts wearing your logo you might as well not show up next season. Everything and everyone she does goes to hell. Am I right, Shawne Merriman?

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I saw this picture of Kim Kardashian on Joe Sports Fan and at first thought nothing of it. Who really cares about one guy wearing a Kardashian Saints jersey.

But then I turned on MTV and saw a promo for their new show called “Jersey Shore.” These two guys look like they could star on what I am going to call the breakthrough show of the winter season.

FIST PUMPS AND HAIR GEL!!!!!!

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Tirico Suave introduces us to the great video featuring the one and only Mike Francesa. Can you do a better job of superimposing? I think not!

Here’s a happy ending to a scary story:

CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) — Venezuela’s justice minister says the mother of former major league pitcher Victor Zambrano  has been rescued.

Tareck El Aissami says federal police rescued an unharmed Elizabeth Mendez Zambrano on Tuesday in the central state of Aragua. He says three people have been detained.

Elizabeth Mendez Zambrano was abducted Sunday at her son’s farm. Police said seven armed men kidnapped her because they didn’t find large amounts of cash or jewelry.

I’m still trying to confirm whether the kidnappers simply traded her for Scott Kazmir’s mom.

Unfortunately her husband Tony Gonzalaez joins her in the poster.

First Hasheem Thabeet breaks his jaw on fat Zach Randolph’s head, and then Rudy Gay gets posterized by Travis Outlaw. Hopefully Josh Boone can exact revenge for everyone!

The Ohio St cheerleaders bring the fun to Columbus [Uncoached]

In order to pay back his victims, The Feds are selling pretty much all of Bernie Madoff’s belongings.  Some of it, like his Upper East Side Penthouse, is worth millions of dollars.  The rest.. not so much.

The good news? You can wear this handsome satin jacket to opening day at CitiField next year.