Cincinnati appears headed to its first playoff appearance in years. Apparently, the locals don’t know how to react.
Dustin Reader got the NFL team’s stripes and “B” insignia cut into his hair as a tribute to the team’s good season.
When he showed up to school in the southwest Ohio city of Hamilton on Monday, officials put the eighth-grader into in-school suspension. The school says its code of conduct prohibits extreme and distracting hairstyles.
See, they’re completely flummoxed by success. Local Youth are doing idiotic things to their heads. Meanwhile, school officials are completely overreacting to those idiotic decisions.