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Which NBA star drops megaton bombs in the toilet?

Posted on 08 October 2009 by King Ing

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Warning: This blind item from buzzfoto may not be for those with weak stomachs.

“This big time West Coast NBA star was flying on a private jet to an event and used the bathroom. They flew to their destination and the player left and all was well. Until the pilot checked the bathroom! It was in such a disgusting mess. Unknown substances in the sink and on the mirror, but worst of all, the toilet wouldn’t flush. It wouldn’t flush because the present the star left was so huge, that the pilot had to cut it into thirds to get it to go down.”

“Not Kobe.”

I don’t even want to guess who this might be. The thought of this just repulses me. Who do you think it is?

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Shannon Brown posterizes Mikki Moore

Posted on 08 October 2009 by King Ing

What a way to announce to the world that the NBA is back in season. It might only be the preseason, but Shannon Brown’s dunk over Mikki Moore might end up being the dunk of the year. It leaves me pretty much speechless.

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Kate Hudson is doing her part to jinx Alex Rodriguez

Posted on 07 October 2009 by King Ing

Kate Hudson was photographed in a wedding dress chasing after Alex Rodriguez on a sunny New York City afternoon. I wish that were the case. Rather the pictures were for fashion photographer Peter Lindbergh and a future spread in Harper’s Bazaar. Perfect timing!

Hopefully the thought of this photo gets into A-Rods head and he goes 1 for 21 against the Minnesota Twins.

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An Open Letter to The Newest Jet

Posted on 07 October 2009 by Justin

Dear Braylon Edwards,

Welcome to New York. Now shut up.

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What soccer star is keeping it in the family?

Posted on 07 October 2009 by King Ing

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The Daily Mirror asks:

“Which star is secretly sleeping with his brother’s girlfriend? The fella in question has a track record for scoring on and off the pitch…

Your extra clue: Well, he’s never been the most loyal guy.”

My first guess was Ashley Cole, but he isn’t a big goal scorer. Do you know who is? He happens to play at the Bernabéu.

Remember that this answer is totally uneducated and done for fun. Who do you think it is?

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Is it too late for TBS to replace Chip Caray?

Posted on 07 October 2009 by King Ing

I don’t know what I found more amusing last night, the actual Tigers/Twins game or the number of “fisted” references made by Chip Caray. How many times does it take for you to say the same word over and over again before realizing that you possibly use it too much? Ron Darling please point it out to him.

If that wasn’t bad enough, Caray botched this call in the bottom of the 10th. Worst call ever? Even I knew it was going to be a line drive out. And I think every ball hit is usually a home run.

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Why The Rush? Considering the Rams Prospective Ownership

Posted on 06 October 2009 by Justin

Noted radio personality and “Big Fat Idiot” Rush Limbaugh is said to be one of the investors involved in a bid to buy the St. Louis Rams.  Let’s discuss the potential ramifications of this transaction.

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Boomer and Jimmy

Posted on 06 October 2009 by Justin

David Wells was on Jimmy Fallon last night. I know some people don’t like Fallon, but I think his show has developed into a really great late night program. Lots of postmodern jokes, which are designed to laugh at themselves. I love it. Stay up late tonight and tune in.

Watch Craig Ferguson tomorrow. He’s really funny too.

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Chelsea FC Corner Challenge

Posted on 06 October 2009 by King Ing

What does Chelsea FC practice while preparing for a Champions League game against APOEL? They tried to curl corner kicks into the net. At least that is what Frank Lampard and John Terry did. Guess who won?

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We Know Who Wears The Skates in This Family

Posted on 05 October 2009 by Justin

The New York Rangers need a veteran defenseman. Alexei Semanov needed a job. It seemed to be a match made in, well not exactly heaven, but its a match that certainly made some sense.

Unfortunately,  there was a third party who had veto power

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