He’s Not Scared to Take On The Big Issues

Justin October 31, 2009 0

There’s only one thing preventing a massive brawl between sports fans in New York City and Philadelphia this weekend. And that one thing is the state of New Jersey.

Ahh yes, my beloved Garden State is once again living up to its reputation as that place you drive through when going back and forth from New York City to Philadelphia. But did you know there are people who live there as well? And they will be electing a Governor on Tuesday. The incumbent Democrat is bald and widely viewed as an asshole. The challenging Republican is fat and, well, just plain wide. There is also a third candidate. He’s an Independent named Chris Daggett, and as far as I can tell, he’s the only one who’s taken a stand on one of the biggest issues facing the state this week:

He’s backing the Yankees over the Phillies.

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