I Call Bullshit

October 22, 2009 – 11:46 am by Justin

Yesterday was my favorite Sports Illustrated day of the year: NBA Preview Day!!!  But after an initial skim of the magazine, I came across this ad on the back cover.

And I am declaring Shenanigans!

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There is no way Chauncey Billups drinks milk after working out. In fact, no one on the planet does that. It is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard.

Chauncey Billups drinks a combination of water and the electrolyte heavy sports beverage of his choice when he finishes a work out. This is because he is a human, and no human finds the idea of phlegm-producing dairy products to be appealing while their body is recovering from aerobic exercise.

It’s science, damn it!

BallHype: hype it up!
  1. 6 Responses to “I Call Bullshit”

  2. I know a dude that defies science by drinking a chocolate soda milk hybrid after exercise. He is not exactly in tremendous shape though

    By bastar27 on Oct 22, 2009




  3. I use milk in a protein shake. Does that count?

    By J Rod on Oct 22, 2009

  4. science my ass, you are a tard

    By mike on Oct 23, 2009

  5. This advertisment campaign has been using athletes to promote milk since 1994 and im sure alot of the athletes dont drink milk after they practice. But it has us talking about it so it’s obviously working.

    By Norpo on Dec 8, 2009

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