I Call Bullshit

Justin October 22, 2009 6

Yesterday was my favorite Sports Illustrated day of the year: NBA Preview Day!!!  But after an initial skim of the magazine, I came across this ad on the back cover.

And I am declaring Shenanigans!

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There is no way Chauncey Billups drinks milk after working out. In fact, no one on the planet does that. It is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard.

Chauncey Billups drinks a combination of water and the electrolyte heavy sports beverage of his choice when he finishes a work out. This is because he is a human, and no human finds the idea of phlegm-producing dairy products to be appealing while their body is recovering from aerobic exercise.

It’s science, damn it!

6 Comments »

  1. bastar27 October 22, 2009 at 12:15 pm -

    I know a dude that defies science by drinking a chocolate soda milk hybrid after exercise. He is not exactly in tremendous shape though

  2. J Rod October 22, 2009 at 8:40 pm -

    I use milk in a protein shake. Does that count?

  3. mike October 23, 2009 at 1:40 am -

    science my ass, you are a tard

  4. Norpo December 8, 2009 at 6:23 pm -

    This advertisment campaign has been using athletes to promote milk since 1994 and im sure alot of the athletes dont drink milk after they practice. But it has us talking about it so it’s obviously working.

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