This is literally my worst nightmare:

Former Boston Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling says he has “some interest” in running for the late Edward M. Kennedy’s Senate seat.

The longtime Republican supporter wrote Wednesday on his blog that while his family and gaming company are priorities, he does have some interest in a campaign.

That’s just what the voters of Massachusetts want, a Senator who places them a solid third on his priority list, after family and video games.

Will his ideas on health care revolve entirely around bleeding through your sock and making sure everyone knows about it?

God, I fucking hate him.