Here’s everyone’s favorite head-tattoo having, 24 hour videostreaming, unemployed NBA Point Guard pre-treating a future case of glaucoma.

Is that the same SUV from the intern incident? It’s truly a party on wheels.

This is not a declaration about the relative merits of my home state, nor is it a list of the guidelines members of the mafia follow in order to avoid being brutally murdered with a claw hammer to the head or a scissor to the brake cable.  No, this is the simple rule I have established to let you, the American sports fan, know how and when to dress in public while supporting your local athletic franchise.

Why now? Well, I realized it was time when I attended a Red Sox game at Fenway Monday night with the BU Trio and saw old men wearing Ellsbury and Papelbon shirts. That came just a day after I received this photo, via email, from SCP favorite BShrek, who is gearing up for the birth of his first child, a son:

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Ever since Alex Rodriguez started dating Kate Hudson the Yankees have been on fire. As a Red Sox fan I need some news to change that. Hopefully what InTouch says about Kate Hudson is true and it starts playing with A-Rod’s mind.

“She just turned 30 and she’s ready to have her second child. She wants Ryder to have a sibling, so she brought up the idea to Alex and told him that they would make a beautiful baby together, and that she would assume all financial responsibility.” But the pal adds that A-Rod, who has daughters Natasha, 4, and Ella, 16 months, with ex-wife Cynthia, is just not ready for more kids right now.”

What in the world is going on? Alex was suppose to be the new “Eddie Mush” of the Bronx. Now he suddenly turns into a lothario and a winner. FML!

TMZ has this 2006 shot of 14 members of the Steelers having a “gun party.”  I’ll say it. Guns scare me.

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Anderson Silva tells Forrest Griffin that “U can’t touch this!”

What does one do when the life of South Beach gets to be too much? If you are Dwyane Wade you head to your new $1.425 million townhouse in Chicago.

Life is good for the NBA superstar. Let us hope that he decorates the interior of this place better than his old Miami home.

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All things are right with New England Patriots football again. Tom Brady is not only back on the field, but he is also back to being a mens fashion magazine coverboy. Look at how Tom shines in these pictures from the new issue of Details Magazine that hit newsstands next week.

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The college football season can not start soon enough. But we are getting closer as schools like USC have already started their fall camp. As you can see in the video, the team bonding has already begun. Freshman linebacker Marquis Simmons leads the team in a rendition of the great song, “Lean on Me.”

If only Morgan Freeman was there. Then the Trojans could have chanted, “Free Mr. Clark.”

-H/T Rumors and Rants

Remember the days when Mike Tyson knocked out the likes of Michael Spinks in under 2 minutes. That was the cats pajamas. Unfortunately now, Iron Mike is resigned to doing bad skits with the Jonas Brothers on the Teen Choice Awards. How the mighty have fallen.

Why Joe Jonas would let that or any man cut his hair is beyond me. And yes, I did watch the Teen Choice Awards and found it mildly entertaining. More so than any crappy MTV Awards show.

Deadspin has found pictures of Josh Hamilton partying it up with a couple lady friends in Tempe, Arizona last winter. Hopefully this is just a one time slip for a man that has claimed to be sober since 2005.

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