Last night, ESPN had Jeremy Schaap do a video journal piece to sum up the Ortiz/Manny steroid list story. At one point, Schaap referred to Papi and Ramirez as the main reason the Red Sox won two World Series titles. At that moment, I thought of Curt Schilling, sitting in his douchebag castle, watching the same program and frowning. Not because two of his former teammates were dealing with a difficult time, or because the sport that made him a millionaire many times over was once again coming face to face with the issue that continually threatens to destroy it.
No, I imagined Curt Schilling getting all worked up because Schaap dared to say that it was the two power hitters who were the main cog in Boston’s championship equation, and not him. Because as we know, Curt Schilling is all about Curt Schilling.
Along those same lines, Deadspin sums up Schilling’s interview with himself on the topic. He takes a shot at Bill Clinton (very timely, you dumb fuck. Why not just question Barack Obama’s birth certificate while you’re at it? GOD I HATE YOU!) He also discusses the impact on the children (speaking of impact on children, why do you raise your skin cancer-prone children in the Arizona desert, then force them to play outside at night like molepeople? YOU ARE THE WORST AMERICAN!)
The first pick of the 2009 NFL Draft sure knows how to party. Here is Matthew Stafford enjoying life on a boat with a group of young ladies. And as we all know no party is complete until you have a bunch of red solo cups in hand.
For more pictures of a QB that is going to get sacked more than a potato just head over to the Detroit lovers blog The World of Isaac.
Various rumors have been spread as to why Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have broken up. And now Fox411 hits us with another possible scenario:
Reggie saw text messages on Kim’s phone from Kanye West and flipped out on her, the source tells FOX411.
And these weren’t your average friendly messages.
âThe texts referenced a night they hung out, how much fun he had, how hot Kim was, and more racy things that got Reggie’s imagination running, says the source.
When Reggie confronted Kim about it, the couple had a huge blow-up, and jealousy issues, which had been pretty much kept out of their relationship until this incident ,surfaced, according to the insider.
They realized there were trust issues on both sides, and couldn’t go forward, says the source.”
Damn Kanye! Everytime I try to like you, something about you being dirty comes up.
Ortiz talked a tough game in Spring Training, but he made it clear that players like Arod shouldnt be punished because they allegedly took steroids before they were banned in 2004. Obviously, he was trying to cover his own ass.
The New York Times says David Ortiz is one of the players on the 2003 list of positive steroid tests. Manny is also included, but we already knew he was a doper.
A fan fight at the Angels-Indians game that could have been memorable turned into a dud. Why do people have to break things up? I like the big man’s aggression after he got the beer thrown at him, but he should have continued raining punches instead of backing up.
Kudos to straw hat man for trying to be a mediator only to realize his 140 lb mass had no shot at stopping anything or anyone.
USWeekly tells us that Tony Romo and his new lady were hanging out together a couple months before his breakup with Jessica Simpson. He even brought Natalie Smith (left) to one of Jess’ concerts (Feb. 6).
“Backstage that night, Romo would introduce her to Natalie Smith, a younger, skinnier look-alike of the singer, who, multiple sources tell Us Weekly, he had been sending “flirty texts” to for months while still dating Simpson. (Smith is the daughter of the associate athletic director at Romo’s alma mater, Eastern Illinois University.)
“We hung out for, like 10 to 15 minutes, backstage,” Smith tells Us Weekly. “She was cool and nice.”
Multiple sources tell Us that Romo was having an emotional affair with Smith months before dumping Simpson on July 9, the eve of her 29th birthday.
Romo, 29, and Smith, 22, “are are not officially dating, but they are having an intimate relationship,” a Smith source tells Us. Adds another pal of Smith, who typically dined with Romo when he’d visit his college town: “They’ve always flirted and texted each other. They had phone conversations one to two months before the breakup.”
DIRTY. Introducing the new woman to the current girlfirend. That is something even Jon Gosselin wouldn’t do. Wonder if that was the reason he left Jessica at an IHOP?
It’s the newest game to hit the internet: Pitching Coach or drunken uncle?
We give you a circumstance, and you guess whether the person in question is the pitching coach for a major league baseball team or an embarrassing relative who acts out at family occassions.
No, I imagined Curt Schilling getting all worked up because Schaap dared to say that it was the two power hitters who were the main cog in Boston’s championship equation, and not him. Because as we know, Curt Schilling is all about Curt Schilling.
