As most of my seven readers know, I love The Hills and especially heart Lauren Conrad. So when she threw out the first pitch at the LA Dodgers game on Saturday you knew these pics would be showing up.

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Roger Federer winning his first French Open today was so exciting that NBC somehow got him and Nadal to replay last year’s Wimbledon final live on TV today. Or at least that’s what NBC wanted us to believe.

The New York Post’s Kevin Kernan caught up with former Yankee Kevin Maas in today’s paper.

It turns out that, while he was an incredibly one-dimensional player, Maas is actually quite a well rounded human being. He has an engineering degree from Berkeley (the University of California.. not the online degree mill that advertises on TV) and is a financial consultant with Charles Schwab out in the Bay Area.

The best story, though, may be about the young player Maas shared a locker with, during his second go around with the Yankee organization, playing for Triple A Columbus:

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Meteorologist Dave Price gets the best of David Price and the Rays today. The game is rained out in the Bronx and those bastards at Stubhub aren’t refunding my tickets. With my luck the game will probably get rescheduled for a Tuesday afternoon at 1pm or some other time I can’t go.

I thought that the loss by the Cavs would lead to the end of the Kobe Bryant and Lebron James puppet campaign. Of course it wouldn’t. Nike one ups me again with a new commercial featuring Lil Dez annoying the crap out of LBJ.

Keenan Thompson probably didn’t even show up to do the voice over.

Freddy Got Fired.

It was announced today by the Fairleigh Dickinson University Athletic Director, David Langford, that men’s head basketball coach Tom Green has been fired from the University.

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I know Lil Wayne has enough tracks for more than 100 mix tapes, but this is getting serious. The hottest rapper in the world releases a song about the one and only Kobe Bryant. Wonder if KB24 listened to this before he went out there and put 40 on the Magic last night?

-H/T Steady Burn

While everyone this morning is talking about this Shaquille O’Neal’s tweet, “This is what van gundy and dwight howards baby would look like;” I chose to focus on the plane people are saying was bought for his wife. Just look at the picture of Shaunie’s face. Has there ever been a more blatant photoshop job on the internet?

This is just another example in which you put something on the internet and everyone believes it. Although if this isn’t a photoshop, I apologize. And if so, did it really have to be so ostentatious?

JoeSportsFan finally gives my all time favorite softball player a camera to chronicle his upcoming season.

I would pay to see this guy play. And then heckle him to no end. He looks like he has gained a couple Larry Birds.

Wonder if he has ever thrown out a fat chick trying to tag up on him from deep left field? I HAVE!

A couple of days ago, King Ing asked me if I wanted to write an NBA Finals preview.

What am I going to add, though? I can say Lakers in 6 or Magic in 7.  I know as much as any of you. I already wrote about the most interesting angle of this series.

But, The King asks, so I deliver.

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