I thought yesterday was Fathers Day, not Make Your Young Daughter Cry Day. Well that is what this one Yankees fan did when he got into a brawl for it all with a Marlins fan. It was a pretty good fight, especially when “Florida guy” launched himself off the railing into “New York man.”
So many subplots to this fan fight; from little kids throwing punches to a wife jumping in. You could sit here and analyze this tape and you will find something new everytime. They were probably arguing over the 2003 World Series.
Gcarv was at the game a section over from the fight, but of course he didn’t have anything good to add. He was too busy “taking pictures of Mariano Rivera.”
Bob Raissman brings us more details on the outrage being felt throughout the offices of HBO sports. Headman Ross Greenburg didn’t want Artie Lange to appear on Joe Buck’s show, because he thought it would be too crass, but he was convinced by a couple of producers to change his mind. By now, we all know what followed.
So, HBO is too high class to have someone like Artie sullying their airwaves. Hey, speaking of HBO, did you read the Times today? There’s a preview of the network’s new show, which premieres next Sunday night. Pretty high class premise, if you ask me. It’s about a guy with a big cock.
Hilton that is. She is like a vulture and wants in on the Cristiano Ronaldo fame train. As News of the World reports:
“She brazenly pursued her goal of scoring with the footballer by telling him within a few hours of meeting him: “We could be great together, you know.
“We’re both so famous we’d become even bigger than David Beckham and Posh Spice. We’re way hotter and younger than them anyway!” She was overheard at her sister Nicky’s house, where the pair spent the night.
Afterwards Paris giggled to a friend: “I told him I’m going to move to Madrid to be with him. I promised.”
The pal told us: “Doug was just a washed-up reality TV star. All of a sudden there wasn’t as much interest in Paris, and her appearance fees were cut dramatically. She was working like a dog to make the same amount of money as before. She knows if she wins over Ronaldo she’ll be one of the hottest properties again.”
Bigger than Becks and Posh…I don’t think so. That is what you get for dating losers from “The Hills.” Speaking of which I would like to use this opportunity to ask out either Lauren Conrad or Kristin Cavallari. Any takers?
Forget about watches and vacations, premium alcohol is the new thing that everyone is gifting. Fansided tells us about Lamar Odom giving his fellow Laker teammates and coaches a custom embroidered bag and a bottle of his favorite Crown Royal XR.
“Winning a championship is every athlete’s dream, but many never get this rare experience. I am fortunate to play with some of the most amazing teammates in the game and to mark the moment, I wanted to give them each a special embroidered bag and a bottle of Crown Royal XR.â€
Brett Favre to the Redskins!!! Did you also hear Plaxico Burress to the Patriots. Mike and Mike were talking about that this morning. [Mister Irrelevant]
