Noonan!

Justin May 20, 2009 0

You may remember that Andrew Giuliani, the apparently dickish son of noted dick and former failed Presidential Candidate Rudy Giuliani, tried to sue Duke University after he was thrown off the golf team.  He claimed there was something untoward happening. The University claimed they were cutting the number of scholarships and so they were dropping the lesser players. Also, Andrew apparently threw an apple at someone.

Well, today, a judge tossed the case, and he did it in style! If you’re going to rule on a golf-related lawsuit, obviously, you’re going to quote “Caddy Shack” while doing it:

“He said the plaintiff’s argument had been misplaced. Dixon stated that it “brings to mind [Bill Murray's famed character] Carl Spackler’s analysis” from “Caddyshack.”

“He’s on his final hole. He’s about 455 yards away, he’s gonna hit about a 2 iron, I think.”

I love this judge! The entire ruling is full of forced golf references. Its like watching Gene Shalit review a movie, except better, because its the law!

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