Let’s get a GPS tracker on Tejada and other roid users

Today Miguel Tejada got probation for lying to Congress about steroid use in baseball. It seems like cogress prefers to spend their time investigating steroids in sports, rather than cracking down on real crimes that affect people like you and me. If they are so set on making an example of these athletes, let’s put a GPS tracking device on the leg of Tejada, Arod, and anyone else suspected of using roids – just like they do for sex offenders and other criminals that they want to monitor. Then we can get CIA and FBI involved to track down the major league dealers and waste even more of our taxpayer money.