A-Rod was living it up at the Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas a couple nights before the report that puts an asterisk on his career came out. And by the looks of it he was having a blast with some beautiful ladies.

Actually the way the pictures are ordered is perfect. Alex starts out having a great time only to end up alone with a blank stare on his face.

-H/T Deadspin

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I am starting to like these blind items way too much. Here is today’s “wicked whisper” courtesy of Gatecrasher.

“Which pro athlete’s actress-girlfriend is going to be less than pleased when she discovers he’s sleeping with college girls on the side?”

Your choices are limited, but I am guessing Derek Jeter. The only reason being that when I went to Fordham University, Mr. Man was seen around the campus bars with his then college girlfriend.

Also with Jeter was Shane Spencer. He obviously didn’t date the hot chick. But I do remember him being there because California Correspondent went up to him and asked “how big Mo Vaughn’s dong was.”

This possibly is the greatest youtube video I have seen in a long time. It mixes my favorite video game (Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out) with an actual UFC fight. Someone get me an 8-bit Nintendo stat. I really want to be George St Pierre.

H/T TheSportingBlog

After the jump the Street Fighter II mashup…

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So, Robbie Alomar, what’s new?

Oh..

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Frank Lampard and John Terry have a different training regimen then the rest of their England teammates.

Or should i say sitting on the laps of Philadelphia sports figures. She runs the gauntlet of teams including the Flyers, Phillies and the Eagles. Gina Lynn is just missing the Philadelphia Soul.

Scottie Upshall, Mike Richards, Joffrey Lupul, Ryan Howard and A.J. Feeley all get some lovin.

But the first thing I noticed was all the pizzas they ordered up in the background. I can’t believe they passed on the cheesesteak tour. Somewhere in New Jersey, my friend Toph is jealous.

-H/T Busted Coverage

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The life of Cristiano Ronaldo continues to be better than mine. The Sun reports that the Portuguese star is dating Olivia Saunders, a 18 year old student from Manchester University.

“It is understood Ronaldo fell for Olivia who is believed to be studying for a BA in Management and Leisure while she was working as a promotions girl in a nightclub.

He took her to the plush Cloud 23 bar at Manchester’s Hilton Hotel on one date.

Last night a pal said: Ronaldo may have all the money and status, but he’d be lucky to land a girl like Liv. She’s ambitious, intelligent, beautiful not your typical WAG type.”

This seems like a great change for Cristiano. Away from the fame whoring types and into the teenage set. Sounds awesome to me.

Seriously, what do I have to do to live this kind of life? I will do it!

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This might be the first time I’ve strongly disagreed with Obama. He says:

• “It tarnishes an entire era”. Not true Barack. Does Arod’s actions really tarnish every player of this era?
• “I’m pleased about MLB taking this seriously”. Ummm… didn’t Gene Orza tell Arod about when he was going to get tested? And didn’t MLB issue no comment (and no punishment) for Arod violating the rules?

The New York Daily News ran a blind item over the weekend that was rather outrageous. It since has been removed, but my crack searching skills found it on their website. It asked,

“What estranged wife of a former sports figure is claiming that he had unnatural relations with their pet? Hubby is barking loud denials.”

This is a pretty scandoulous rumor, but most likely has not an ounce of truth to it. But it doesn’t stop me from guessing. I will go with Hulk Hogan. They had like a million pets on “Hogan Knows Best.”

Who am I kidding. Why would it be Hogan. He was always my favorite wrestler.

Justin on the other hand says, ” I hope its not Don Mattingly. His wife is crazy and they own horses.” Who do you have?

Edit: Looks like the Daily News purged it from their site. Luckily DListed caught the blind item.

Meet your new United Footbal League team owner, Ms. Nancy Pelosi. By way of her husband Paul’s incomprehensible $30 million investment, Ms. Pelosi is now the proud owner of all 4 UFL teams. Yes, you heard that right, all 4 teams (which was actually reduced from 8 due to the economic situation).

One might consider it odd to buy all 4 teams in a league. But when the economy is in the rutt like it is right now, Ms. Pelsoi really got scammed a deal. They were initially asking for $30 million per team, but she is quite the negotiator and got 4 teams for the price of 1.

And while you might laugh your ass off scoff at the idea of investing $30 million dollars in an league as questionable as this, $30 million is actually a small price to pay when you know that you’re team is going to win the UFL bowl no matter what.