Monthly Archives: January 2009 »

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King Ing January 27, 2009 0

The Red Sox missed out on every big free agent this summer. So I guess David Ortiz has to start recruiting young Manny Ramirez look-a-likes. BTW – Whoever represents Andy Petite needs to be

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Jessica Simpson has gained a couple Larry Legends (lbs)

King Ing January 26, 2009 35

Tony Romo said he wanted Jessica Simpson to gain a couple of pounds, but this might have been too much. The once hot blonde bombshell showed up to the 99.9 Kiss Country Chili Cookoff

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Josh Smith posterizes poor Steve Nash

King Ing January 26, 2009 0

Josh Smith demolished Steve Nash with this one handed tomahawk dunk. Poor guy didn’t know what was coming. At least Phoenix won the game to get closer to that 8th seed in the West.

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Will Carrie Stroup be the next Super Bowl media day darling?

King Ing January 26, 2009 0

Will Carrie Stroup be the next Super Bowl media day darling? [Fan

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Luke Harangody gets dunked on again! This time by UCONN’s Gavin Edwards

King Ing January 25, 2009 0

There is no doubt Luke Harangody is one of the best players in the nation and the effort he puts in is second to none. But that effort sometimes leaves him on the wrong

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Football for Patriots

tommy neumann January 24, 2009 2

SCP welcomes our newest writer, Tommy Neumann. Tommy brings a socially focused approach to much of his writing. Sometimes it’s funny as hell and other times it might be fit for The New Yorker.

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The Serbs should be mad at the Russians, not the Bosnians

California Correspondent January 24, 2009 2

Bosnians and Serbs clashed on Friday at the Australian open as Novak Djokovic, from Serbia, whooped Amer Delic, from Bosnia. Chairs were thrown, an innocent woman was hurt, and fights broke out in the

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Giants fan needs to man up and stop crying

King Ing January 24, 2009 3

I hate to kick people when they seem to be down, but this guy really needs to sack up. There is no need to cry in public when your team loses. Do that in

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Abigail Clancy loves her bikinis

King Ing January 23, 2009 0

Abby wanted me to tell you all to have a wonderful weekend

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It absolutely kills me

Justin January 23, 2009 0

It absolutely kills me to say this, but there seems to be a member of the Boston Red Sox who actually has some class. Obviously, he’s new to the team. [

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