Jessica Simpson has gained a couple Larry Legends (lbs)
January 26, 2009 – 10:09 am by King IngTony Romo said he wanted Jessica Simpson to gain a couple of pounds, but this might have been too much. The once hot blonde bombshell showed up to the 99.9 Kiss Country Chili Cookoff at C.B. Smith Park in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida looking much different from the days of the Dukes of Hazzard movie. Goodbye hot pants; hello high waisted jeans.
Then again, who am I to judge as I am scarfing down a pint of Hagen Daz at 10AM.
35 Responses to “Jessica Simpson has gained a couple Larry Legends (lbs)”
oh my god..what is this world coming too…
By bshrek on Jan 26, 2009
I was @ that concert…… was actually excited bout J. Simpson till she came on stage
By gcarv on Jan 26, 2009
Damn, did she eat all the chili!
By LB on Jan 26, 2009
&*@%^#$&* — the sound of my jaw hitting the keyboard
By Kirkp on Jan 26, 2009
Romo is no longer a lucky man, just a man trying to figure out how to get away from her without here eating his arm.
By JoseOle on Jan 27, 2009
“I was @ that concert…… was actually excited bout J. Simpson till she came on stage”
Wow, you actually purchased tickets to the ‘99.9 Kiss Country 24th Annual Chili Cookoff 2009′?
By The Sports Hernia on Jan 27, 2009
Romo planted the Starch Bomb in her. Beware, Romo’s next conquest!
By DrJimmy on Jan 27, 2009
Where did she buy the “Just For Mom” pants? That’s happening!
By momojojo on Jan 27, 2009
I think she’s still sexy as ever!
I’d still do her!
By meatwod on Jan 27, 2009
I think she looks good!! Good for her! Why don’t you post a pic of a fat guy so we can all talk about how fat he is!! People are WAY TOO hard on women and their weight. Leave us alone. Geeeez…let Jessica eat her chilli in peace.
By MacKenzie on Jan 27, 2009
She’s rockin’ a pair of Mom Jeans. Lmao. But lowkey, she still looks good in that full figure looking kinda way.
By John V. on Jan 27, 2009
Next year she’ll be blocking for Romo.
By Blaise on Jan 28, 2009
When did she win a wrestling title?
By Larry Moten on Jan 28, 2009
The next holder of the Dvia title in the WWE. Man has she put on the pounds!!!!!
By Jamram on Jan 28, 2009
You guys are nuts. She is still DYNOMITE!!
By RexRaveR on Jan 28, 2009
I don’t know if she’s dynomite, but her ass sure exploded.
By Blaise on Jan 28, 2009
Sounds like user MacKenzie is also a giant fat cow. Good for her. It’s America. Men die all over the world in wars to protect your right to shout ignorant nonsense from your big fat mouth. Keep chowing down, babeeee!
By Mister Man on Jan 28, 2009
Lovin the mom jeans.
By k on Jan 28, 2009
All of you are a bunch of hypocrites! She probably went from a size 2 to a size 6 woopdedoo! Jessica Simpson is your standard size real woman and if she were your girl you’d be proud to have her on your arm, I’M SURE!! More cushion for the pushin is what Tony Romo is saying….you go girl!!!
By krysandsue on Jan 29, 2009
comments like that are the reason I eat like a bird and stay 125 lbs. People are cruel. It is also comments like these that made my daughter anorexic. What’s wrong with a full figured woman?? Why are men allowed a spare tire! AAAARRRRGGGHHHH our society makes me sick! Lets face it most men would do a tree if the knot hole was big enough! Women are the meanest sex! I say we get rid of the 100 lb models and get real woman in there! Your beautiful Jessica!
By Lucie on Jan 29, 2009
By Lucie on Jan 29, 2009
* * COW ALERT * * - please add “krysandsue” and “Lucie” to the I-Look-Like-A-Cow Club. GO stuff your faces on the couch in front of Oprah.
By Mister Man on Jan 30, 2009
So… Mister Man… what should a woman weigh? Oh… and you have a small wanker…
By Kelly on Jan 30, 2009
Men like skinnier women because they are better looking. Just a fact of life. Men aren’t “allowed a spare tire”. Among me and my friends I’ll tell you who has better luck with women…it’s the ones who take care of themselves and avoid all you can eat chili competitions and taco bell at 4 AM (even though we do all of that). Just walk around the block or do some sit ups. Really not hard to stay in shape. This is bad, she looks awful, and what the human eye finds appealing is what it is. Sorry, women, you’ll have to stay skinny because we like you like that. And we’ll try and stay skinny for you too because at the end of the day you prefer that anyways. Don’t act so high and mighty with your you love everyone mentality.
By Brandon on Jan 30, 2009
ok…sometimes a camera can add 10 lbs…thats fine…i just dont understand why on earth she would wear something so unflattering…i mean seriously. she had to know how bad that looked. i doubt she is even that big…prolly a size 6…which is small….i would like to see some more pictures of her recently and see if it was just the outfit or if she really has put on a little weight. and in all reality? so what if she has?! like i said, i bet she’s still smaller than the average american woman… WHO CARES???
By Tiffany on Jan 30, 2009
She’s only famous because of her looks. If she loses them - and apparently she has - she’s a goner.
By Mr. Wonderful on Jan 31, 2009
terrible to be so tied to your looks
By Corey Frisbee on Jan 31, 2009
I’ve seen some articles that state she was a 6, and some that say she was a 16… she’s 5′3”, which IMO, I think she’s closer to a 10…12 at the most. Either way, she really should tone up, but she’s no where near as fat as half the ppl at the frickin chili cookoff anyway…what’s the point of dogging her? She makes more money than all of us put together!
By Kelly on Jan 31, 2009
Uh oh. Kelly wants to join the cow herd. There’s not enough room since you’re all so fat. Also: the wanker’s BIG - just ask your mom.
By Mister Man on Feb 2, 2009
I feel really bad for jessica… It seems like she just added a couple of pounds, so what’s the big idea. What’s really sad about society is dogging someone for gaining weight. I bet if she had lost tons of weight and went down to 90 or 80 pounds ;no one would be dogging her like that…
By silam on Feb 5, 2009
I love plump women! I’d still do her.
*shhhhhhhwiiiiiiiing*
By Sebastian on Feb 5, 2009
Hah, still better looking than most. Shes not even fat c’mon! You people suck! Prolly just jelous!
By Brian Zappa on Feb 10, 2009
Like Britney Shake-A Spears I never thought she was all that to begin with, but then again I can’t stand women who dye their locks blonde. It’s like all that hair dye messes with their brain, case in point, Dennis Rodman, LOL!
By stabmasterarson on Apr 8, 2009
Jessica is fine the way she is ever one got something bad to say.what’s wrong with you she’s sexy.she is getting more old and everone change in life.who cares. People grow upwith these nasty comment .
By rachel on Oct 16, 2009