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Justin January 12, 2009 0

Isiah may be gone, but his spirit apparently lives on with the Knicks. Team Turmoil is dealing with a new sexual harassment suit, though this one has a bit of a twist.

Take it away, New York Post..

Knicks center Eddy Curry was slapped with a shocking sex-harassment suit Monday by his former driver, who claims the 6-foot-11 hoopster tried to solicit gay sex from him.

The stunning court papers claim Curry, a married father of three, repeatedly approached chauffeur David Kuchinsky “in the nude,” allegedly telling him, “Look at me, Dave, look” and “Come and touch it, Dave.”

No wonder David Lee looks so uncomfortable in that picture.

Wait. THERE’S MORE!

Curry also made Kuchinsky perform “humiliating tasks outside the scope of his employment, such as cleaning up and removing dirty towels [Curry had ejaculated into] so that his wife would not see them,” the Manhattan federal court suit says.

Kuchinsky, who is straight and Jewish, also alleges racial discrimination, saying that Curry hurled slurs at him including “f—ing Jew,” “cracker,” “white slave,” “white devil” and “grandmaster of the KKK.”

This is, of course, shocking to all Knick fans, who have never seen Curry go aggressively to the hole.

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