Shout out to my buddy Jay, who ironically plays the religious dude.

According to the Star Tribune, AI wasn’t so lucky at the three card poker table. Forget the fact he was at the Shakopee’s Canterbury Card Club at 11:30 Tuesday night when they had a game against the Timberwolves Wednesday. Iverson and his friends just wanted to have a little fun.

“Iverson, Rasheed Wallace and about six other members of the entourage” were at “a three-card poker table in the casino games room,”

“Sheed didn’t wager, explaining to onlookers, I don’t gamble, but he certainly had fun sipping [beverages] and jabbing at his friends and other players who weren’t doing so hot. AI, on the other hand, had what we call ‘rubber band banks’ in his pockets — must have been around $50,000 (at least in one pocket) and he was getting beat up pretty hard at three-card poker.”

Why does Rasheed Wallace have to be a hater? You should root for your friends to win. It is part of casino etiquette 101. And damn Allen Iverson sure travels with a lot of pocket money…about $49,980 more than I go out with.

Don’t worry, the Pistons beat Minnesota. No harm, no foul.

Dion Phaneuf’s girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert takes us into the weekend with her new spread in Complex Magazine. Unfortunately we learn that the Canadian beauty doesn’t do her own nude scenes.

“You don’t do nudity but instead employ body doubles. What’s the process in selecting someone?

Elisha Cuthbert: I’ve only had to do it twice. To be honest, it was really quick and pretty basic. I saw three girls and chose one out of the three. It wasn’t a long, drawn-out process. It’s not looking for someone [with] the perfect breasts. Nothing to do with that, really. I think it’s trying to find someone that looks natural, someone that looks good.

You mean someone who acts natural in front of a camera or someone, y’know, natural?

Elisha Cuthbert: You never see their face, right?”

You win some, you lose some. Go Stillers!

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Here it is, the biggest event in Pro-Football, The Super Bowl

So why no excitement? I think this game will be better than most people anticipate. Pittsburgh has a talented defense, and Arizona has an equally talented offense. Make no mistake, the Cardinals are no Cinderella team, just because The Cinderella Man is at QB. I think this game will be close, but I think the Steelers come out on top. I also think this will be a low scoring contest. Both teams are here in the Super Bowl, and as always defense will be the key. I say Pittsburgh wins by 4. So here’s what I have…. 1 Unit on Arizona +7 over Pittsburgh ATS, 5 Units on Pittsburgh over Arizona (-250), and 4 units on the Under 46.5.

But before the big game, is a big fight….

We have Herman Ngoudjo -170 vs. Juan Urango +200 for the IBF Junior Welterweight Belt. Juan Uragngo lost a lop-sided fight to Ricky Hatton 2 years ago this very month. Since then Urango has proven himself a worthy contender once again. Ngoudjo is a Montreal resident, who’s never lost a fight in his hometown, the venue tonight.

That streak is about to end. Urango has a power knockout punch that when delivered will go unanswered by the Cambodian boxer from Quebec. Since losing the belt to Hatton, Urango has had 5 knockouts in the early rounds, in five fights. The explosive power of his left hook is devastating to fighters in this heavily talented weight class. I like Urango here for 2.5 units, but may easily increase that to 5 by fight time. It depends on the amount of fire I see in his eyes as he enters the ring. You can always tell who the winner of the fight will be before the fight begins. He’s the guy who has hate written all over his face. 2.5 Units, Urango +200 over Ngoudjo in under 8 rounds.

Record: 79-55 (+43.1 units)

I was walking to work this morning, and parked right there, on Madison Avenue, was a bright orange Lamborghini. 

Three thoughts immediately flooded my mind.

1. Who owns that sort of car?

2. Who parks it on the street?

3. Why bright orange?

Well, I got two quick answers from the Arizona Republic.

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Mondesi’s House has some good fans. Too bad I can’t say the same for this site. A reader over there took the time to create a Terrible ShamWow! using the great infomercial product that everyone should own. J.B. should really sell these. Not only can you wave them at your Super Bowl party, but when the drunk guy spills his drink it can hold 20 times its weights in liquid. Problem solved.

One question…Why didn’t Bobby Maze get to promote this item? (Edit: Bobby Maze is a basketball player…i meant Billy Mays, pitchman extraordinaire)

WAIT…Is that on top of one of my tiger tooth headbands?

Is it me or have the Beckham’s released about 50 different Emporio Armani ad pictures in the last month? Leave it to David to star in the latest version as he goes shirtless, but definitely not crotchless. Queue the bulge enhancement rumors.

Why post these you ask. Because sometimes you gotta give something back to the ladies. All 3 of them that peruse the site.

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I don’t know what Marko Jaric did to deserve a beauty like Adriana Lima, but he should definitely write a manual for poor schmucks like me. Who knows how long this basketball thing will work out.

Anyways here are pictures of Adriana topless in some magazine. The photographer who shot this is genius.

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Tim Tebow fresh off the National Championship decided to celebrate by pranking one of his friends. They had a zipline set up so that one of them could zoom right over the small body of water. Unfortunately for the kid that went first, the line led straight into the water.

Damn it man. Why do you have to play the joke on that Asian looking kid? That hurts. And  he should have known better. Asians rule at math!

-H/T TheSportingBlog

Andre Iguodala and Al-Farouq Aminu have something in common. They both like to embarrass people with their crazy athleticism.

NESW Sports has the video of Iggy catching a alley-oop over Yao Ming and in the process putting his balls on the tall Asian’s back.

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