Watch out Arod, the queen of pop may have found herself a new latino clean-up boy. After a recent photo shoot, Madonna invited male model, Jesus Luz, to travel with her to Sao Paulo on her Sticky & Sweet tour.
The Post reports: “Everyone knows they are ficando – which is a Portuguese expression that means they are kissing and doing other things but without any obligation of being faithful or getting into a relationship afterwards.”
The only thing grosser than Arod and Madonna kissing is Jesus Luz and Madonna hooking up. Oh wait, scratch, that. Britney and Madonna kissing is also vile. Oh, and so is anyone within a 5 foot radius caught touching the old and bony pop star.