Ponce DeLeon Should have aimed 1100 Miles North

Justin December 17, 2008 0

The famed explorer Ponce DeLeon discovered Florida while searching for the mythical fountain of youth. Hundreds of years later, that fountain has finally been located.

Apparently, it’s in Pennsylvania.

How else can you explain the contract extensions signed by 46 year old pitcher Jamie Moyer with the Phillies and 82 year old Penn State coach Joe Paterno. They’ll be 48 and 85 respectively, when these new deals expire.

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