Marco Borriello wants to see David Beckham’s golden balls

King Ing December 16, 2008 4


One member of the AC Milan soccer club is very eager for the arrival of David Beckham. As The Sun reports;

“Striker Marco Borriello, 26, said: “I must admit I have a dressing room curiosity over Beckham.

“I want to see if he is equipped as he is in the Armani underwear adverts.”

Someone definitely has penis envy!

That would be a little too much information for my liking. But I am sure most women and some guys want to know the real deal behind that bulge. Actually, if someone does find out let me know. I want to beat Perez Hilton to the punch.


  1. Ken December 17, 2008 at 12:19 pm -

    i have come to SCP over the last year for breaking news, quality content and humor. over the last couple of months these three hallmarks of SCP have disappeared like the wealth of many americans. why dont you ask congress for some tarp money so you can hire better writers.

  2. King Ing December 17, 2008 at 1:22 pm -

    Yeah we would, but we spent our money on 50+ hours of porn. Oh wait…that was someone else I know!

  3. Ken December 17, 2008 at 1:48 pm -

    22.95 for 10 disc set of the sickest shit on the market. probably the best investment i have made in the last 30 years.

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