The SportsCracklePop Holiday Buying Guide

With the holidays less than two weeks away, time is running out to find a holiday gift for your loved ones. Don’t make your nephew cry by re-gifting them that Zune you never opened from last Christmas.

Here’s our solution. Print out the SCP holiday buying guide below and get your loved ones a kick-ass gift for Christmas or Hanukkah.

• For the Yankees fan on your list, buy the new CC Sabathia jersey. There are two models to choose from, which only come in XXL & XXXL: original or authentic.
• For the Red Sox fan on your list, the new Red Sox jerseys looks pretty sweet. Again, you have two options: original or authentic.
• For the marksman on your list, the Plaxico Burress Daisy Air Rifle is a good way to learn to shoot. Comes with Plaxico’s hand-written confession instructions too.
• For your cyclist friends, the aptly named DzNutz will keep them comfy in the saddle.
• For the golfers on your list, Canon has introduced the new John Daly Powershot.
• For your relatives that live in snowy places, consider the Joe Sakic snowblower.
• For your friend named Manny in LA, just give the poor guy an offer and shut him up?
• For the MMA fans on your list, get the new Corey Hill shin guards. They also double as a gift for your soccer buddies.
• For your single friends, you have a few options. You can pre-order the new Shiancoe porn, or just send them a link to Isaac’s girls of November.
• For the Mets fan on your list, the new Cole Hamels Heimlich Maneuver Manual will keep them safe this holiday season.
• For your other friends that live in LA, a membership at 24 Hr Fitness and a gift certificate to Victoria’s Secret will get them prepared for the next undie run.
• For your relatives who don’t get any sun all winter, buy them the Joe Namath spray-on tan.

And for those who have been naughty this year, you should buy them a one-way ticket to spend some time with this guy.