Manchester United sure knows what their players want. According to the DailyMail, the soccer giant has an elaborate alert service for all things vital to daily survival.
“Cristiano Ronaldo, Wayne Rooney and team-mates receive messages for pampering sessions via a flat-screen television in their dressing room, the champions have revealed.
The alerts are for pedicures, hair cuts and other ‘important’ appointments.
The players also use the monitor to check who is available to run baths for them, how their food will be cooked and when to go for massages.
It also provides times for weights sessions, yoga classes and training drills.”
Really, is it that difficult to keep a schedule for yourself. If it is just hire an assistant, and make it a hot assistant. Ugly people suck.