The SCP Thanksgiving Wrap-up

We all gave thanks, ate turkey, drank beer, and watched football last weekend. And now we’re back at work, sitting at our desks, and counting the days until we can repeat this series of events (note: it’s only 23 days away). Here is our wrap of Thanksgiving ‘08.

• King Ing gave a preemptive thanks to something we’re all grateful for.
• DeGags, our resident college football handicapper, nailed all the turkey-day games. I can finally pay off my credit card bills now (thanks DeGags!)
• It was a bad weekend to be an overpaid and selfish athlete in NY. Stephon Marbury got benched after refusing to play and Plaxico Burress pulled a DV¹

As you drink your coffee this morning, take a moment to check out our Biggest Douche Tourney. We’re down to the final round and voting will close soon. Curtis Montague Schilling holds a narrow lead over Barry Lamar Bonds.

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Footnotes

¹ “To pull a DV”: DV stands for Derrick Victor, a kid I went to high school with. In our junior year he shot himself in the foot with a loaded gun and now whenever anyone shoots themself it will now be referred to pulling a DV.