Archive for December, 2008

What do Matt Dillon and Danica Patrick have in common?

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

Besides looking like co-stars from Wild Things, they were both recently busted driving over the speed limit. Dillon was busted doing a cool 106 mph in his Chevy Impala, while Patrick was caught doing 54 in a 35 zone. No wonder she's only won a single race in her last ...

Tony Romo, Jessica Simpson, and the Internet echo chamber

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

Sure, Tony Romo blew the game, the season, and his knee all at once. After he collapsed in the shower, Jessica "Yoko" Simpson hopped on the plane to come to his side, like any good girlfriend would. Apparently the fact that Jessica went out of her way to visit her injured ...

Abigail Clancy closes out 2008

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

Peter Crouch is one lucky man.  The lanky striker gets to date what might be my all-time favorite girl in Abbey Clancy. Here she is as spokesperson for the Matalan lingerie line. Goodness gracious! If there is anyone looking out for me, in 2009 all I want is an Abi ...

Charles Barkley arrested

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

Say it ain't so! Charles Barkley was arrested for DUI [TMZ]

TJ Ward lights up Zac Robinson

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

The hit of the day is brought to you by Oregon safety TJ Ward. He comes up hard and fast to jack up Oklahoma St. QB Zac Robinson. The sound alone was enough to make me cringe.

Caption This

Tuesday, December 30th, 2008

Not a threesome I want to be part of. Although Ronny Turiaf seems to enjoy himself -Balls Don't Lie

If ESPN was smart

Tuesday, December 30th, 2008

If ESPN was smart they would continuously show this cheerleader at tonight's Holiday Bowl [Uncoached]

Jason Richardson makes 360 dunks look beazy

Tuesday, December 30th, 2008

Jason Richardson needs to get himself in the dunk contest this year. No more of this Nate Robinson bullcrap. If I have to endure another year of shiteous slams..i am gonna trash the NBA store. I wont really, because that would require a lot of energy. And for my New Year's ...

Decisions, Decisions…

Monday, December 29th, 2008

The Jets, Lions and Browns wasted no time making their most important off season decisions. All three fired their coaches after disastrous seasons. The Patriots also missed the playoffs, but actually had an excellent season. They won 11 games, despite losing Brady five minutes into the first game. Most of the ...

Tony Romo collapsed in shower

Monday, December 29th, 2008

Tony Romo collapsed in more ways than one [Dallas News]