Besides looking like co-stars from Wild Things, they were both recently busted driving over the speed limit. Dillon was busted doing a cool 106 mph in his Chevy Impala, while Patrick was caught doing 54 in a 35 zone. No wonder she’s only won a single race in her last 65 starts. Matt f’ing Dillon is a faster driver.

Sure, Tony Romo blew the game, the season, and his knee all at once. After he collapsed in the shower, Jessica “Yoko” Simpson hopped on the plane to come to his side, like any good girlfriend would.

Apparently the fact that Jessica went out of her way to visit her injured boyfriend is “newsworthy”, since it’s on the front page of most gossip and celebrity sites today. Wouldn’t you think celebrities would be doing more interesting and newsworthy stuff around the holidays for these sites to write about?

I guess not, and it looks like we’ve fallen for the same trap. Below you’ll find our investigative work on how this “story” about Jessica Simpson visiting Tony Romo has echoed across the interweb in the last 48 hours.

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Peter Crouch is one lucky man.  The lanky striker gets to date what might be my all-time favorite girl in Abbey Clancy. Here she is as spokesperson for the Matalan lingerie line. Goodness gracious! If there is anyone looking out for me, in 2009 all I want is an Abi of my own.

I love this girl!

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Say it ain’t so! Charles Barkley was arrested for DUI [TMZ]

The hit of the day is brought to you by Oregon safety TJ Ward. He comes up hard and fast to jack up Oklahoma St. QB Zac Robinson. The sound alone was enough to make me cringe.

Not a threesome I want to be part of. Although Ronny Turiaf seems to enjoy himself

-Balls Don’t Lie

If ESPN was smart they would continuously show this cheerleader at tonight’s Holiday Bowl [Uncoached]

Jason Richardson needs to get himself in the dunk contest this year. No more of this Nate Robinson bullcrap. If I have to endure another year of shiteous slams..i am gonna trash the NBA store.

I wont really, because that would require a lot of energy. And for my New Year’s resolution I am gonna be lazier than ever.

The Jets, Lions and Browns wasted no time making their most important off season decisions. All three fired their coaches after disastrous seasons.

The Patriots also missed the playoffs, but actually had an excellent season. They won 11 games, despite losing Brady five minutes into the first game. Most of the credit goes to Belichick and his system, but Matt Casell needs to get some love also.

Now, the fun part. NBC says Brady’s rehab is way behind schedule. There’s a chance he may miss significant time next season.  Cassel is a free agent in a league where a number of teams may be looking for a young quarterback to build around.

If you’re the Pats, do you let him walk and trust that Matt Gutierrez and “the system” to hold down the fort till Brady comes back?  Or do you offer Cassel an offer comparable to what other teams may be looking to pay him?

Opinions? Leave them in the comments section..

Tony Romo collapsed in more ways than one [Dallas News]