Fake Cristiano Ronaldo tricks girls into bed

King Ing October 22, 2008 3

Jaime Wright might get paid up to £800 a day as a Cristiano Ronaldo look-a-like, but to him the greatest reward might be the girls that he beds because of it. Via TheOffside:

Jaime said: “I was in a club in Manchester and these three girls just came up and said ‘You are Ronaldo’. I didn’t say that I was and I didn’t say that I wasn’t. We went back to a hotel and had a great night.

“I tell them they are very beautiful in Portuguese and I sometimes put the accent on as well. But often girls don’t really think about it as they are so convinced I’m him by the way I look. When they ask me questions as if I am Ronaldo it is always easy things like ‘When did you come to Manchester?’ or ‘Were you there when David Beckham was there?’ “They also tell me what they want to do to me sexually.

“Some of the girls haven’t realised I am not the real deal until the next morning.

“I just say to them, ‘I’ve got something to tell you’. Luckily they always find it funny.”

Really?!?! Girls actually find being tricked into sex funny. Huh, I guess I totally don’t understand women.


  1. Futbol Fiend October 22, 2008 at 6:19 pm -

    This guy deserves to be in the scumbag hall of fame. Good for him

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