Carlos Voltron Keep Los Mets in the Race

California Correspondent September 26, 2008 0

The Onion says it better than I, or anyone else could.

“After losing eight of our last 12 games, forming Carlos Voltron is our only hope to save our playoff chances,” Manuel said. “We really need power this late in the season, and the 2.5 million pounds of thrust in Voltron’s solid-fuel boosters should give us the lift we need.”

— Thanks to Brian for the tip.

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