These guys have the solution for our economic woes:
Recognizing the financial calamity faced by the United States, John McCain has decided to â€œsuspendâ€ his job as a presidential candidate until a solution can be worked out. While weâ€™re tempted to breathe a sigh of relief that weâ€™ll no longer have to go through another day of this crisis without the economic leadership of McCain, we realize we should be following his example. There are dozens of things that need to be suspended in light of this calamity.
We need to suspend the Red Sox. Years ago, long before headlines like â€œRed Sox clinch playoff spot, Yankees eliminatedâ€ were even imaginable, we never had this kind of problem. We should suspend Tampa Bay as well. Weâ€™re not sure why but it just seems like the thing to do. Something about Florida real estate.
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