Or should I say Phanatic.Â Turns out the beloved Phillies mascot is also a horrible terrorist.Â Or the cops in Philly are retards.
A Philadelphia Police Department bomb squad detonated three suspicious packages at Citizens Bank Park this afternoon at 5, according to Phillies vice president Michael Stiles.
After the detonation, the area was given the all-clear and tonight’s Phillies-Braves game will go on as scheduled at 7:05.
Police said the packages simply contained hot dogs.
“It appears they’re the same hot dogs the Phanatic uses to shoot into the crowd,” one investigator said.
Those hot dog guns are dangerous! All those trans fats and nitrates.