Well, here we are. It’s finally time to unveil our final nominee in the ultimate search for sports douchebaggery. Check out the first 15 nominees here. Pretty soon, we’ll unveil our brackets, and then it will be time for you to decide who the top D-bag in all of sports is.
Candidate number 16: Ray Lewis
What is it that rubs me the wrong way about Ray Lewis?
Well, I’m not a fan of all that pregame dancing. That seems a little bit excessive. And it’s not at all respectful of Ray’s opponents.
But, that’s not what really bothers me.
He is the unofficial head of the University of Miami alumni association, which dominates the league.Â Most of them are jerks.Â Since all of them look up to Ray, it would stand to reason that he’s a jerk too.
But that’s not enough to push me over the line with him
There’s something I’m forgetting, some fact about Ray Lewis that makes him truly detestable. But, what is it?
Let’s see. I’ve already talked about the dancing, the disrespectful attitude towards other competitors, the generation of jerk offs he’s tutored throughout the league.
Oh yeah! I remember now. HE KILLED TWO PEOPLE.Â He’s a murdering menace to society who is responsible for children having to grow up without their fathers.
Also, it annoys me that he showed up on this season of Hard Knocks. You’re not on the Cowboys, you ass.
WHAT A DOUCHE!