Lindsay Lohan thinks Kyle Orton is ”super-hot”

August 25, 2008 – 2:14 pm by King Ing

Lindsay Lohan was in Chicago for “girlfriend” Samantha Ronson’s monthly party at Crimson Lounge. There they saw Chicago Bears starting quarterback doing him best Timberlake.

“Also spied dancing with an attractive blonde at Crimson Lounge: new Bears quarterback Kyle Orton — dubbed ”super-hot” by Lohan, Ronson and Lauper, who all admired the NFL player’s dance-floor moves.”

Can this even be possible? “Neckbeard” is “super-hot?”

Even more important, isn’t Orton married? Someone in the Chi-city is not going to be happy.

BallHype: hype it up!
  1. 12 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan thinks Kyle Orton is ”super-hot””

  2. easy there champ…. the fact that Lindsay and her live-in girlfriend thought he was “superhot” instantly screams sarcasm surrounded by lots of laughter.

    By angela_eagler on Aug 27, 2008

  3. You are probably right, but I like taking things verbatim!

    By King Ing on Aug 27, 2008

  4. That makes sense. There’s no denying that Kyle is one hot lesbian!!

    By Jake on Aug 27, 2008

  5. Lohan is in love with anything that has a package (I didn’t know if I could write penis – but you get my drift).

    By KarenSF on Aug 27, 2008

  6. I’m just sending a HUGE “Thank You” for the posting of another great Orton picture and the “neckbeard” is hilarious too!

    By Mike on Aug 27, 2008

  7. I just have this feeling that if you bump into her walking down the street you have a shot.

    By Bob on Aug 27, 2008

  8. Damn….first Angelina Jolie (Billy Bob Thorton) and now Lindsay Lohan (Kyle Orton)!!!! I never knew a mediocre (let alone down right UGLY) dude had a shot at the silver screen hotties. Look out Hollywood I’m moving WEST!!!!!

    By Dan on Aug 27, 2008

  9. Neckbeard. Come on that has been trademarked by Koy Detmer. He was actually called that and interviewed about it. You can’t just go around calling everyone with awful overgrown neck hair Neckbeard. Can you?

    By Captainsac on Aug 28, 2008

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