We’re coming into the homestretch. 10 douches down, 6 to go.Â There’s still time to add new nominees in the comments section, if you would like.Â
Candidate number 11: Bobby Petrino
He first made national headlines just a few years ago, but Petrino is like a douchebag prodigy. He’s made more dick moves than some coaches two and three times his age.
Let’s start at Louisville, where he hired Brian Brohm’s brother as offensive coordinator, then miraculously got Brohm to play for him.Â He then rode that QB/coach combo to national prominence and then deserted them for the Falcons last season.
It was there that he stepped up to mythical douche levels. Before the season, the Vick thing happened.Â It tore the organization apart, and left the players at a crossroads. They could abandon the year and mail it in, or they could join together in the face of difficulty, and play like champions. The determining factor would have been the head coach.Â But, he was too busy trying to find a way out of town to worry about howÂ the Falcons responded to adversity.Â 13 games into the season, he quit and took the head job at Arkansas.
WHAT A DOUCHE!