Here are some more things I like. Check them out. We’ve done it before. It’s an idea stolen with love from McSweeney’s.

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The Jacksonville Jaguars may not unseat the Colts in the AFC South this season, but they’re well on their way to toppling another NFL dynasty.  They could set the record for most arrests in one season, previously held (I’m sure) by the Cincinnatti Bengals.

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For the long weekend we will give you a triple header of female college football fan matchups. We start out with the ABC primetime game featuring the Clemson Tigers (-4.5) and the University of Alabama.

Clemson Tigers

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Chad Johnson won’t let a torn labrum stop him from officially changing his name.

“According to Miami radio station 790 The Ticket, which is in Johnson’s hometown, the receiver has legally changed his last name to “Ocho Cinco.” Johnson’s — sorry — Ocho Cinco’s reported name change has been rumored in NFL circles for weeks, and according to the station today, it’s official.”

Now maybe he can focus strictly on football and help lead the Bengals back to the playoffs.

The Yankees pulled off a 3-2 win over the Red Sox today with a 7th inning homer by Giambi. The Yankees avoided a sweep in the Bronx in the final game that the Yankees and Red Sox would play together in the house that Ruth built.

Unfortunately this win comes a little too late for the Yankees, as they stand 6 games behind Boson for second in the AL East — with only 29 games remaining. For the Yanks to have the slightest chance of making a post-season appearance, the Red Sox will need to have a completely disasterous run like the ’07 Mets, when the Mets lost 12 of their last 17 games and lost a 7 Game Lead in 17 Days. That’s beginning to seem about as likely as Arod getting a clutch hit.

ESPN reporter Shelley Smith was among the 75,000 people on hand at Mile High to see Barack Obama accept the Democratic Nomination for President. Clearly, she was not there to see Al Gore at the DNC. Our “informant”, who snapped this shot, says Shelley spoke throughout the former Vice President’s entire speech.  Look! The guy to her right is all choked up (or his rocky mountain oysters are repeating on him.) Meanwhile, Shelley is chatting away. Very rude, Shelley. Very rude.

In what we will try to make a recurring post will be the hot college co-ed showdown based on the college football game of the day.

Tonight’s top game is the North Carolina St. Wolfpack visiting Steve Spurrier’s South Carolina Gamecocks. The spread is SC -14.

NC State

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I guess the story is a Red Sox fan gets thrown out and her friend objects. Friend argues with NYPD and policewoman tries to restrain her and fails miserably. Two other cops come in to subdue the confrontational fan. BTW, don’t you have to pass a physical fitness test to become a cop? What is it like a 40 minute mile?

-From WithLeather via WalkoffWalk

Bills Rookie Tackle Demetrius Bell is the lowest rated player in this year’s Madden.

The only reason you know who he is is because he’s the estranged son of Karl Malone. But, before you say he Bell could have been more than a “project” for the Bills’ coaching staff this year. Think about Cheryl Ford. Karl Malone is her father too. And, just like Bell, he played no role in raising her.  But Ford is a WNBA All Star and has won a championship.  So, clearly, Demetrius Bell is just lazy.

TNT analyst Craig Sager is known for his “loud” wardrobe. But, over the last couple of weeks we have learned so much more about the man. We find out about his fetish of Bud Lights and blondes; and now thanks to Mouthpiece Sports we learn Sager can’t keep a secret.