Who’s The Biggest Douche In Sports?

Justin July 27, 2008 8

It’s one of the great questions of our time. Who is the biggest douche in all of sports? There is certainly no shortage of candidates. But now it’s time for us to boil it down and decide, once and for all, who’s the worst.



Before we start, though, it’s important to define exactly what makes a person a douche.  It’s not the same as simply being a bad person.  Here’s an example.  Dick Cheney is a bad person because he pushed our nation into war through lies and faulty intelligence. But Dick Cheney is a douche because he shoots his friend in the face, and then forces that guy to apologize.  “Sorry my head got in the way of your gun”. That’s King Douche territory right there.


I’ll be presenting a number of candidates over the next few days and weeks, along with a thorough rundown of their respective douchery.  Leave your own candidates in the comments section, and eventually, we’ll work together to come up with a big winner.


  1. Beltway Buddy July 28, 2008 at 1:11 pm -

    Greatest… power pole… eva!

    Can’t wait.

    I’d like to nominate Bobby Petrino.

  2. Scott Salley July 28, 2008 at 4:02 pm -

    Scott Boras.

  3. NBA Guru July 28, 2008 at 6:32 pm -

    How about Isaiah Thomas

  4. California Correspondent July 28, 2008 at 7:31 pm -

    Hmm. Is it too obvious to nominate Barry Bonds and Jose Canseco?

  5. bshrek July 29, 2008 at 2:40 pm -

    How about that douche Farve, what a douche…and Lance Armstrong, leaves his wife who sticks by him when he loses his nut for sheryl crow, then leaves her for kate hudson?!? Oh yeah, and he took steroids

  6. Offthewall July 29, 2008 at 7:07 pm -

    Crap, hope I’m not too late to add someone. How about Roger Clemens?

    Or maybe Bill Belichek?

  7. jordan seiferas July 30, 2008 at 9:04 am -

    curt schilling
    omar minaya
    kevin millar
    daniel snyder
    brian dawkins
    michael strahan
    tom brady
    rip hamilton
    bruce bowen

  8. Offthewall August 11, 2008 at 4:19 pm -

    Since this post is still going, I also want to nominate Mark Cuban.

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