NBA: Los Angeles Lakers v Boston Celtics. ABC (9 pm). Start the game already!
MLS: Chivas USA v New York Red Bulls. ESPN2 (7:30 pm). No Jozy Altidore, he went to play in Spain
Reality: Last Comic Standing. NBC (8:30 pm). Laughing burns of calories, but so does just sitting there.
MLB: Tampa Bay Rays v Boston Red Sox. NESN (6 pm). Please clear the benches tonight. One time!