For those of you who don’t know Vanessa Curry, she is an ex-Laker girl that accordingly to one of my favorite websites thedirty.com had/is having an affair with Kobe Bryant. If you actually want to read the whole story, Deadspin has the time line of the whole ordeal. Now being a biased Boston sports fan, I loved hearing the idea that Don Chavez had about making cutouts of Vanessa’s face and bringing it to the game ala the Jessica Simpson mask in Carolina. Mix that in with Barstoolsports idea to chant the phrase “no means no” and you could have one of the greatest moments in sports fan history. But then I thought twice about it and realized Kobe is probably the last guy you want to piss off. Hey whatever, CELTICS in six!