If you’re anything like me, you sit at work all day cursing at the players on your fantasy baseball team for not playing well enough. Since there’s nothing more insulting than when someone calls you the wrong name or misspells your name in a email blog post, here are some of the names I’ve come up with for players on my baseball fantasy team.
Jonnie Damon: because he started hot and now he sucks like a little girl
John Santana: he’s pitching like an apostle, not Johan
Princess Fielder: giving a bad name to vegetarians everywhere
Troi Tulowitzki: because it sounds French and gay like him
Andrew Jones: simply the worst player, with a sub-.200 avg this year
If you have any good ones to add to the list, leave them in the comments below.