What’s in a name?

California Correspondent May 28, 2008 1

Hello My Name Is Jonnie DamonIf you’re anything like me, you sit at work all day cursing at the players on your fantasy baseball team for not playing well enough. Since there’s nothing more insulting than when someone calls you the wrong name or misspells your name in a email blog post, here are some of the names I’ve come up with for players on my baseball fantasy team.

Jonnie Damon: because he started hot and now he sucks like a little girl

John Santana: he’s pitching like an apostle, not Johan

Princess Fielder: giving a bad name to vegetarians everywhere

Troi Tulowitzki: because it sounds French and gay like him

Andrew Jones: simply the worst player, with a sub-.200 avg this year

If you have any good ones to add to the list, leave them in the comments below.

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  1. California Correspondent May 28, 2008 at 11:14 pm -

    I’m adding Derrick Jeter and Bobbie Abreu to the list after they both went 0/4 tonight.

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