On Saturday night, I watched Tito Ortiz lose his last UFC fight and Wanderlei Silva absolutely destroy Keith Jardine with a vicious knockout less than a minute into the fight. Unfortunately I didn’t get to watch this. Fred Mitchell (not the guy in the picture) struck Corey Wethey so hard he lost control of his bowels. After landing a knee to Wethey’s body, Mitchell started smelling something. The fight went on until the smell got so bad, Fred removed his mouthpiece and said, “He s— himself.” Imagine moving around in sweaty spandex with dookie just spreading and smearing each and every place. Time for lunch.