The Yankees are strange and unsanitary

Portfolio.com reports that Yankee Jason Giambi wears a gold tiger-stripe thong under his uniform when he wants to break out of a slump. He even goes as far as lending them to teammates when they are in the same predicament. Giambi has given the honor to such teammates as Derek Jeter, Johnny Damon, and Robinson Cano. Do they come in one size fits all? When Robin Ventura gets it, doesn’t he feel awkward after Derek Jeter’s “soup can” stretches it out. Why did i just write that? I don’t know where everyone stands on this issue, but washed and even worse unwashed boxers are unborrowable to me. I am predicting everyone on the Yankees now have “the herp. “